Names for Minecraft Tools?

I still need names for my tools. More precisely for a sword, ax, shovel, hoe, bow, fishing rod and elytra. I don't need pickaxe names because I already have a name for them.

Wolfgang, Mustafa, Jonathan, Salvatore, Elisa, Carlos and Nuri

I was thinking more about fake names. For example, my pickaxe is called Lucky Ducky Schnucky.

Then Mr Potato, Sunny Offender, Hamza, Jack Jackson, Karttoffel Keule, Jason Sohnjay, Adidas Gorilla and Malaysia Fly.

Sword: Night's Edge (no, I didn't get the idea from Terriara) Pickaxe: Pickaxe of the Gods Axe: Forest Destroyer Shovel: Super Digger Bow: Sharpshooter Shield: Shield of Destiny